GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

MADONNA, MOTHER MARY, PRACTICAL MAGIC 2

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 01 May 2026 13:01:01 -0400

Madonna is back! Well, actually she never went anywhere, but she's here to tell you she's creating a new persona. One that involves Sabrina Carpenter, evidently. Listen to me get into Coachella weekend 2 and the fabulous duet between these pop divas. I discuss everything from Madge's stolen corset, her new sequel album, and my hot take on her aversion to collaborating with women she feels threatened by. After that, I go off on Anne Hathaway's latest film, Mother Mary (2026), where she plays a sopping wet pop star. Sadly, the film did not live up to my high (gay) expectations. Lastly, I have to touch on the recent Practical Magic 2 (2026) trailer. Why on earth does every fantasy adjacent film these days need to look like some tech nerd produced it on discord?! Bring back good cinematography! Well, I guess I have a lot to b!tch about this episode... Listen now! <3

DEEP DIVE: THE COMEBACK

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 03:14:58 -0400

Hello hello hello! Have you ever willingly made a complete fool of yourself for the slim chance of television stardom? Well, if you have, then you have a lot in common with our modern messiah, Valerie Cherish! Oh yes, this week's episode is all about The Comeback and the show's legendary star. Join me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), as we discuss all of our favorite aspects of this incredible series, as well as break it down season by season. SPOILER ALERT: season 3 is the weakest, but we are hopeful it'll improve before it fully wraps. We cover everything from Val's beloved red locks, to how much we'd love to see her planted in an episode of Euphoria. God bless Lisa Kudrow. Listen now! <3

COACHELLA, ALEX VS ALIX, LAGUNA REUNION, MARTHA STEWART

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 00:12:47 -0400

Bieber slayed at Coachella!!! Just kidding, it kinda sucked. But you know who didn't suck? ADDISON RAE. Listen to me go deep on all of the highlights from Coachella weekend one. After that, I can't contain my excitement for the recently announced Martha Stewart biopic starring Cate Blanchett in the titular role. Also, did you know Cate Blanchett hates leaf blowers? Next up, I have to address the internet feud regarding Alex/Alix who look eerily alike, but apparently hate each other. Guess what? We still don't know why! Finally, I get into the Laguna Beach twenty year reunion. TWENTY F**KING YEARS. God, I'm old. Listen now! <3

THE DRAMA, LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM, KYLIE JENNER, FALSE PROPHET

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 21:06:02 -0400

Long episode! What can I say, I just love to talk about drama. Specifically, The Drama (2026) is a film I have a lot to say about. Would you call off a wedding after learning your soon-to-be spouse almost committed an unforgivable act of terror? Well, this film teaches us is that maybe you should. After that mess, I get into the unexpected and polarizing career pivot for Kylie Jenner's hard seltzer brand, Sprinter. Booze is out, you say? Well then, have a sip of my new wellness water! Next, I dive into my all time favorite show, Love on the Spectrum. Where can I purchase any of Madison's craft jewelry?! Lastly, I talk about the harrowing new Netflix doc series, Trust Me: The False Prophet. Not only do these women need to break free from their abuser, but they also need to break free from these unsightly hairdos! Listen now <3

BRYON NOEM, MARC BY SOFIA, SLAYYYTER

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:36:36 -0400

BIMBOFICATION! The new kink that's sweeping the internet thanks to republican husband, Bryon Noem! Yes, I am sure to break down this saucy, bizarre scandal in granular detail this episode. Honestly though, I hope Bryon owns his sexual oddities and starts an onlyfans to monetize! Become a full Barbie icon, my guy. After that, I switch topics completely and talk about my new favorite surface level (but stunning) documentary by Sofia Coppola about her gay bestie Marc Jacobs. Little me was obsessed with all things Marc, so to see these two on screen talking about Liza Minelli and Bob Fosse really makes me wanna throw on my sequin romper! After all that jazz, I discuss the new album of the summer, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA by Slayyyter. We love to see a niche internet girlie have a come up. Also, justice for Brittany Murphy! Listen now <3

TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL, THE COMEBACK, HANNAH MONTANA, READY OR NOT 2

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 27 Mar 2026 21:25:34 -0400

Ladies! If you are going to throw a metal bar stool at your man... be damn sure that he is not recording you! This week starts off with a bang as I dive into the entirety of scandal surrounding the very abrupt cancellation of the new season of The Bachelorette. Will Bachelor Nation survive after this?! After that mess, I get into the very anticipated new season of The Comeback. Valerie Cherish feels like part of my soul at this point, so a deep dive episode on all three seasons might be necessary! After that, I discuss the new horror sequel, Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026). Was it great? Not really. Although, it is thrilling to see Sarah Michelle Gellar slay gold diggers instead of vampires! Finally, I talk about the incredible "Hannahversary" in which Miley Cyrus pays tribute to the icon Hannah Montana for the 20th anniversary of the show.

P.S. There's more Chappell Roan drama! Listen now <3

OSCARS, NICOLE KIDMAN/TWEETY BIRD, CHAPPELL ROAN

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 20 Mar 2026 16:27:54 -0400

AHHHH!!! Heidi Klum flopped so hard that it felt like a hate crime! This episode is mostly about the biggest night in Hollywood: The Oscars. Who won, who lost, and who looked like a dirty dish rag. Spoiler alert! Heidi Klum had a devastating fashion faux pas that I go on about for almost 20 minutes. Beyond all the Oscar discourse, I also talk about other important topics, such as Nicole Kidman's orgasmic appreciation for Tweety bird. Lastly, I have to complain about Chappell Roan and her recent Karen-esque behavior in Paris. Listen now! <3

TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET, DARYL HANNAH, SLANTED, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 13 Mar 2026 21:06:20 -0400

Timothée Chalamet says no one cares about ballet and opera!!! Apparently, such comments will get you an internet beating and the potential loss of an Oscar. Aside from those harsh comments, Daryl Hannah was upset by the harsh portrayal of herself on Ryan Murphy's Love Story and has taken to the New York Times to air her grievances. If someone called me a cokewh0re, and I had never done coke, I'd correct them too! Moving on from that drama, I explain why the movie Slanted (2025) is a flop, despite it having some winning jokes throughout. Turns out, a film about a Chinese girl transforming into a Caucasian prom queen slut was not the masterpiece I had hoped for. To end the pod on a sad note, I tell you all about Christina Applegate's new memoir, You with the Sad Eyes. Apparently, our favorite hot, blonde, funny girl has been through a hell of a lot more than just MS in the decades we've been watching her on screen. Listen now! <3

JIM CARREY, SCREAM 7, BRITNEY SPEARS, GUCCI

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 06 Mar 2026 23:00:03 -0500

Trying out something new out this episode - my CLONE will be hosting!!! JK, I do not have a clone, or at least not yet! Firstly, I of course have to address the latest internet conspiracy surrounding Jim Carrey. Can't a guy just get a chemical peel and some filler without being berated with clone accusations?! I mean, c'mon. After that, I take a long time explaining why Scream 7 (2026) is the worst film of the franchise. A POS, if you will. Then, sadly, I have to touch on Britney Spears' latest run-in with the law. We will always be rooting for her like how Tyra was rooting for Tiffany (except fr we are)!!! Then I very briefly talk about the SAG awar- err I mean the "Actor awards", before I finish everything off with my take on Demna's latest collection for Gucci. Listen now! <3

LOVE STORY, BENNY BLANCO, HILARY DUFF, MORE ANTM

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 27 Feb 2026 21:23:38 -0500

Did anyone die this past week?! Thankfully, no. HOWEVER, Benny Blanco did fart and put his dirty feet on the couch. An abomination that viewers were recently subjected to. Aside from that travesty, viewers have also been tuning into Love Story - the 1000th Ryan Murphy show to drop in the past year. Love Story is very true to the chic, minimalist aesthetics of its two leads, although the real star of the show is Dree Hemingway's portrayal of Daryl Hannah. If we didn't know better, one might assume that this story ends up looking like an episode of Snapped! Next, I have to discuss my newfound appreciation for Hilary Duff and her disregard for PR trained responses. The Duff told us everything we wanted to hear on her recent episode of Call Her Daddy. Yes, Hilary, keep spilling the tea! Finally, I have more to say about Tyra banks and ANTM. This woman and her [hot] ice cream cannot be stopped! Listen now <3

Also, donate to Miss J's recovery using the link below!

MISS J. ALEXANDER GOFUNDME

LANA DEL REY, WUTHERING HEIGHTS, ANTM DOC

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 20:10:25 -0500

WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO-HOO! That lyric hit me like a freight train. You know what else did? Both the new, groundbreaking adaptation of Wuthering Heights (2026) AND the new America's Next Top Model documentary on Netflix. This past week has been a significant one for any of the coquette girlies that might be on an SSRI. This episode, I of course do a deep dive on all of these new, significant pieces of artistic content. Lana sticking her head in an oven in the music video for her new single "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter" is definitely something I was not expecting. That said, it is something I deeply resonated with. Wuthering Heights (2026) might be getting panned by critics, but I'll tell you exactly why this film is a masterpiece! Finally, Tyra Banks' absurdity has reached new heights when she takes no accountability for the problematic moments of ANTM, however, did we really expect her to? I cover it all. Listen now! <3

BAD BUNNY/SUPER BOWL, BRITNEY SPEARS, PILLION

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 21:16:45 -0500

BREAKING: Bad Bunny performed at the Super Bowl this year and did not speak English. Did you hear?! WILD. This episode I of course give my take on the [not so] scandalous scandal regarding this year’s Super Bowl halftime performance and all the hullabaloo that came with it. However, I first have to pay my respects to the great James Van Der Beek aka Dawson Leery who sadly passed away this week. Too much death in 2026! I also touch on the new 200 million dollar music deal Britney Spears made the other day. Did I mention I’ve slept with her manager? Then I of course have to talk about the new rom-dom film Pillion (2025) and how true love transcends kinky BDSM role play. Such a beautiful film. Listen now! <3

CATHERINE O'HARA, THE GRAMMYS, THE MOMENT

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 06 Feb 2026 20:52:41 -0500

"I MUST EXPRESS MYSELF. IF YOU DON'T LET ME, I WILL GO INSANE AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!" This, of course, is a slightly modified line from Beetlejuice (1988) spoken by the late Catherine O'Hara. Yes, unfortunately we have lost another icon. Everyone pay your respects to this fabulous diva by watching one of her many great works in both film and television. She deserves it! In other, slightly more uplifting news, the Grammys happened. Well... Addison did not win :( . At least we got to see Chappell Roan flashing her tits on the red carpet! She really ate up all those other hoes. Most importantly, I saw Charli XCX's new film The Moment (2026) and I can confidently tell you that this film IS, in fact, the moment. Also, how about the Kylie Jenner cameo?! She's definitely giving Kim a run for her money with the acting chops! Lastly, I try out a new podcast ending by establishing the "Girlblogger lesson learned of the week". Can you guess what I decided on for this episode? Listen now! <3

COURTNEY COOK, THE BEAUTY, SYDNEY SWEENEY, ANTM TRAILER

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 30 Jan 2026 16:49:46 -0500

THE WORLD IS IN PERIL! Well, at least we have a woman on TikTok to entertain us with her bizarre eating habits. Through the dark times we must always find a bit of light to guide us forward, and for me, that light is a blonde english teacher named Courtney Cook. She eats soup dumplings, she drenches everything in mayo, and she reassures us that we're "not stressin'". After I gab about Courtney, I move on to a more disappointing topic. As suspected, Ryan Murphy's new show The Beauty is a flop. However, it was quite fun to see Bella Hadid drink out of a public toilet! Also, in case you didn't hear, Sydney Sweeney might be in legal trouble for vandalizing the Hollywood sign with bras from her new lingerie line, SYRN. I don't know about you, but I'm about as sick of Sydney's tits as I am of the weak water pressure in my off-price bidet. Lastly, I get into the new trailer that just dropped for the upcoming America's Next Top Model documentary on Netflix. Fingers crossed we get to see the full outrageousness of Tyra's crazy! Listen now <3

BROOKLYN BECKHAM, QUEER EYE, BLAKE & TAYLOR TEXTS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 22:54:06 -0500

I DO NOT WANT TO RECONCILE WITH MY FAMILY!!! That's what I texted my family group chat after they criticized my Ambrosia salad on Christmas. Similarly, the son of our queen Victoria Beckham has also severed ties with his family. The majority of this episode is all about the current drama between Brooklyn Beckham and his fam. There's so much to cover! Like how his wife Nicola tried to unalive her nanny. After that drama, I move on to the gay spectacle happening with the cast of Queer Eye. Karamo really said "I HATE YOU ALL" and dipped. Lastly, I have to touch on the recently released text conversations between Blake Lively and Taylor Swift. Spoiler alert: they're not that interesting, but I do respect Taylor for being cvnty via text. Listen now! <3

GOLDEN GLOBES, PRIMATE, AUTISTIC BARBIE, HILARY DUFF

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 16 Jan 2026 19:40:56 -0500

Jennifer Lopez looks like sh!t and Julia Roberts spewed hate during her award presentation! Well, not exactly, but both of those statements are versions of takes I have on this year's Golden Globes. Listen to me share my thoughts on host Nikki Glaser, Ariana Grande's eyebrows, and Paul Thomas Anderson's tendency to flip-flop in catering between gays and straights. After all that noise, I move on to the more peaceful topic of a violent horror film about a rabid chimpanzee. I highly suggest everyone go see the movie Primate (2025) if you want to develop a phobia of monkeys! Then on to more serious things like Mattel's new autistic Barbie. I just ordered one! I cannot wait to play with her fidget spinner and her alternative communication tablet! Lastly, I play some clips of Hilary Duff's raunchy new single, "Roommates". Who knew that Lizzie McGuire could be such a little harlot! Listen now <3

ASHLEY TISDALE, MARTY SUPREME, NICKI MINAJ, BIANCA CENSORI

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 09 Jan 2026 20:20:59 -0500

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh!t" These are the words we're living by in our year of 2026! Please pray that this year will bring goodness into our world other than a show about gay hockey players. Things were pretty bleak in 2025! Anyway, this episode has a great handful of fun topics. First, I must dive into Bianca Censori's latest endeavors as an on-stage performance artist. Apparently, if you want to put on a show, all you need is five contortionist models to wear masks of your face and then pose as furniture. It's a surefire way to turn heads! Next, I can't help but bring up Nicki Minaj's bizarre and unfortunate new political identity. Does she really think a red hat over a pink wig is going to make the Barbz happy?! Because it has not. Next I discuss the new Josh Safdie film, Marty Supreme (2025). The film is the equivalent to a chicken with it's head cutoff. That said, I very much enjoyed the movie and Timothée did not use a butt double for his spanking scene! Lastly, I have to pick apart the "toxic mom group" article that Ashley Tisdale (French?) insisted on writing for The Cut. Spoiler alert: Ashley is tone-deaf. Listen now! <3

DEEP DIVE: HEATED RIVALRY

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 30 Dec 2025 14:16:41 -0500

We came to the cottage... and our lives changed forever. This episode me and my gay bff Connor (@connorxbowman) do a deep dive into the best show ever created. I am of course talking about the gay hockey romance sensation that is known as Heated Rivalry. I mention several times in this episode that this show has changed my body chemistry, and I assure you that I'm being completely sincere. That's because not only does this show tantalize us with perfectly sculpted hockey asses, but it also delivers the most powerful love story ever told. That is the love between yearning athletes, and a smoothie barista, as they try to navigate the stigma around homosexual romance. Needless to say, we cannot get enough of this show, so we break down each episode and share every last thought we have to give on this masterpiece. Listen now! <3

MOVIE NIGHT: LOVE, ACTUALLY & HOME ALONE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 25 Dec 2025 01:37:10 -0500

What exactly is love? Well, apparently it consists of workplace infidelity, HR violations, language barriers, and confessing your infatuation to your best friend's wife via cue cards. Yes! This episode me and my girl Olivia Krauss (@oliviakrauss) discuss not only the morally corrupt film Love, Actually (2003) but also the timeless classic, Home Alone (1990) which we discover is an equally odd film when analyzed with an ounce of logic. Why exactly do we love this movie about an abandoned 8-year-old that physically abuses home intruders? Regardless, we watch both these films every year. They both bring us Christmas cheer whether we are hate watching or love watching. Merry Christmas! Listen now! <3

ROB REINER, DIDDY DOC, THE BEAST IN ME, THE HOUSEMAID

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sat, 20 Dec 2025 00:26:30 -0500

Just when you think things can't get nay more bleak... they do! Yes, we have more unfortunate news. Sadly, we have lost yet another Hollywood icon with the passing of Rob Reiner. Also, to add insult to injury, he was allegedly stabbed to death by his own son alongside his wife. It's not exactly the type of surprise we like to receive during the holidays, but here we are. Pour one out for Rob Reiner by rewatching Misery (1990). Next up is not much more uplifting, Diddy: The Reckoning! The new doc series all about Diddy on Netflix really captures who Puff Daddy really is... a desperate wannabe! After that, I recap another Netflix program called The Beast In Me which stars Claire Danes. Was anyone else confusing her with Aileen Wuornos while watching this? Finally, I give my harsh critique on both the book and the new film adaptation of The Housemaid (2025). Is it too much to ask that a twisted suburban psychological thriller just be a little more flamboyant?! So many missed opportunities. Oh, and I also tell a story about how my best friend gaslit me into a fit of delirium. Listen now! <3

MOVIE NIGHT: CAROL & CHRISTMAS VACATION

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Wed, 17 Dec 2025 19:22:37 -0500

Nothing says Christmas like forbidden sapphic love in the 1950s! Well, at least thats how I feel. Tune into this special Holiday episode where me and my cinephile bestie, Marcus Cole (@marcus_t_cole), unpack Carol (2015) and *National Lampoon's* Christmas Vacation (1989). Sure, some may argue that the former is not a proper Christmas film, but it takes place around Christmas, so that's all it takes for me to label it a holiday classic. By the way, would you order poached eggs over creamed spinach with a dry martini for an early lunch while simultaneously chain smoking cigarettes? Carol certainly would! After chatting about queer prejudice for awhile we begin to discuss Christmas Vacation (1989). A film that highlights Chevy Chase's physical comedy strengths, despite him being a total a$$hole IRL. Also, do you think Todd and Margo had exciting s€x? We vote: absolutely not. Listen now! <3

MORE HEATED RIVALRY, ALL'S FAIR ANAL, MOTHER MARY, SPOTIFY WRAPPED

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 12 Dec 2025 17:52:31 -0500

Do I need God and religion? No! Why would I when I have Heated Rivalry?! Yes, I'm back again talking about the best show of all time that centers around secretive gay hockey romance. Also, congrats to us on the recent news that the show has been renewed for a second season! We really cannot get enough of the hockey butts. In addition to the new Heated Rivalry, I cannot help but comment on the latest episodes of All's Fair. Specifically, the wildly raunchy scene in which Sarah Paulson lets a fireman penetrate her "emergency exit" with his big hose... their words, not mine. Next up is some semi-scandalous fashion news about how Dario Vitale is already out at Versace after one bombshell collection. Im not sure which is gayer: Heated Rivalry or Dario's singular 80s Miami Gigolo collection that dropped earlier this year. Google it. Then I get into the new trailer for Mother Mary (2026). It's one of 200 movies that Anne Hathaway will be starring in this coming year, and it looks like it has potential! Lastly, for my EPCOT segment, I discuss the haunting experience of being face with your own Spotify wrapped. Listen now! <3

WICKED: FOR GOOD, HEATED RIVALRY, TRUMP BLEW BUBBA, CRAZY KAREN

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 05 Dec 2025 20:10:40 -0500

I have been changed FOR GOOD... after watching two bubble butt hockey players immerse themselves in a secret s€x partnership! The new erotic series, Heated Rivalry, has not only taken over the internet, but also my twisted mind. Who knew that closeted gay (bi?) men on ice are exactly what I need to calm my nerves on a Friday night. Before I get into all that, I first address a different queer act of fellatio... Trump blew Bubba! Just when you think the world is as weird as it can get, things get all the more bizarre. Then of course I do a deep dive on the global impact of Wicked: For Good and it's kooky press tour. Also, did you know that if you flip Madame Morrible's initials "MM" upside down to "WW" you get Wicked Witch?! Wild! Finally, the EPCOT this week is all about a dowdy Karen that practically hijacked my flight back to LA. Listen now! <3

MOVIE NIGHT: YOUNG ADULT & CLIFFORD

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 18 Nov 2025 00:51:36 -0500

When all else fails - return to your hometown and attempt to homewreck your ex's marriage in a delusional ploy to win him back! That's right, this episode me and my s€xsi friend Brent Tarnol (@tomahawktarnol) are recapping two underrated gems. The first being Young Adult (2011). Despite Charlize Theron's character, Mavis Gary, being a horrible person in this film, we still somehow aspire to be like this self-destructive queen. The third act of this film is not only something I'll remember forever, but I will mentally replay it in the shower after a particularly stressful evening. The next movie we get into is Clifford (1994) which contains an unmatched performance by the great Martin Short. Martin's convincing portrayal of a 10-year-old monster child is something that the Academy most definitely overlooked. Also, for God's sake, why didn't they just let poor Clifford go to Dinosaur World in the first place and avoid all the mess?! Sometimes you just need to let a boy have fun. Listen now! <3

TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET VOGUE, TDWP 2 TEASER, DIE MY LOVE, I LOVE LA

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 14 Nov 2025 22:12:23 -0500

Seeing Timothée's Vogue cover felt like someone threw acid in my eyes! Well, maybe not that bad, but still pretty terrible! Listen to me tear apart this magazine travesty and explain exactly why this cover is so flawed. Then I move onto some different fashion news by discussing the new teaser trailer for The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). The trailer is almost perfect, but with one MAJOR mistake. In what world would Miranda f**king Priestly be wearing these dated Valentino pumps? Such a faux pas. Then I give my review on the new Lynne Ramsay flick starring Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love (2025). If postpartum can really make a b!tch this crazy, it's no wonder some mothers become Karens! Lastly, I talk about the new show on HBO Max, I Love LA. I do love LA myself, but unclear if I really love this show just yet. I'm hopeful it improves! I also share a harrowing tale about me and a friend's vehicular whoopsie at Palm Springs pride last weekend. Listen now! <3

ALL'S FAIR, WEST END GIRL, BRITNEY SPEARS, HALLOWEEN

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Mon, 10 Nov 2025 21:19:54 -0500

Kim Kardashian is going to win an Emmy! All's Fair is the best legal drama series in the history of television!!! Just kidding. The show is kind of awful. That said, I loved it and I plan to watch it for as long as it gets renewed. However, before I get into that Ryan Murphy mess, I recap halloween and the costumes I hated the most. After that, I dive into my new favorite album by my favorite English pop star, Lily Allen (who I actually totally forgot about until the album dropped several weeks ago). These songs are fire! Miss Lily does not hold back on exposing her trifling ex-hubby. Next, I can't help but touch on Britney Spears and the recent drama surrounding her ex. Can someone read K-Fed's memoir for me? I refuse to financially contribute to that (but I am curious). Lastly, hear about my new amputee fetish and the reality star husband that inspired it! Listen now <3

KATY PERRY X JUSTIN TRUDEAU, VOGUE WORLD, BUGONIA, MEGAN FOX

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 21:03:12 -0400

Katy Perry is already connected to love... Again! I kick off this week's episode with the hard launch between Katy and the s€xsi Canadian politician, Justin Trudeau. Maybe our pop girlie will try her hand at politics next! After discussing that news, I move onto even more confusing topics like Vogue World. WTF even is Vogue World? Well, apparently it consists of Nicole Kidman in Gilda (1946) cosplay and Gabbriette looking very hot. After I talk about other (better) ideas Vogue should be pursuing, I get side tracked and start going on about Megan Fox's recent appearance at a screening of Jennifer's Body (2009). What are your thoughts on Megan's getup to the event? Then I get back on track and dive into my new favorite collab between Emma Stone and Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia (2025). Conspiracy theories are lit! Lastly, I tell a very juicy story in my final EPCOT segment about a middle-aged esthetician and a cheating male pop star. Listen now! <3

NICOLE KIDMAN AT VOGUE WORLD

GABBRIETTE AT VOGUE WORLD

ADDISON RAE, THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR, AFTER THE HUNT, THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sat, 25 Oct 2025 16:39:51 -0400

It's official! Addison Rae's concert tour has ended all human suffering. Well, not exactly, but kinda! I start off this episode of the pod by talking about how I saw Addison live in concert not once, but TWICE this past week! What an experience(s)!!! Then I get into the new Netflix doc called The Perfect Neighbor. It's all about this b!tch, Susan, who is anything but! Next up is Luca Guadagnino's new film, After The Hunt (2025). According to critics, this movie is a total flop, but according to me, this movie is really really good! I think my opinion is the correct one. Lastly, I talk about another poorly reviewed film, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (2025). This movie might not be as thrilling as the 90s version, but it's still fun to see two white women fist fight in the kitchen. Listen now! <3

MOVIE NIGHT: SLEEPAWAY CAMP & THE VVITCH

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 21 Oct 2025 18:39:31 -0400

WE LOVE PROBLEMATIC CINEMA! Just kidding... but not really because in this movie night episode, Zach and Sloane from the Mummy Dearest Podcast (@mummydearestpodcast) help me pick apart every detail of the homoerotic cult horror classic, Sleepaway Camp (1983). Was kid's camp in the 80s a lawless cult where kids (boys) could s€xually violate each other while an underage transgender serial killer murdered morally corrupt campers? According to this film and it's allegedly hetero director, that was true to experience. After we go on about the film and our fondness for ugly-hot people, we switch over to the movie The VVitch (2015). Also, that is not a typo, the film's director Robert Eggers intentionally spelled witch "VVitch" for reasons that aren't clear. This film is all about how babies can vanish in the blink of an eye and goats are actually hot men that can seduce you into living "deliciously". It's also a great movie to nap to. Listen now! <3

DIANE KEATON, VS FASHION SHOW, VICTORIA BECKHAM, SKIMS MERKINS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sat, 18 Oct 2025 16:38:39 -0400

Everyone stop what you're doing and IMMEDIATELY pour one out for Diane Keaton. I start this episode by paying my respects to the icon that she was. It is always sad to lose someone that was such a unique artist because their impact can never be imitated or replicated. We all need to be more like Diane, and by that I mean we should all strive to be the truest versions of ourselves (and wear more crazy hats)! After that sad news, I pivot into some other jarring developments, except this time it's about faux pubic hair. Yes! SKIMS has just launched a wide variety of merkins that have already sold out! Did you by a pair of these furry little knickers? Next, I discuss some other not-so-furry knickers worn by all the s€xsi bombshells for this year's Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The tits are out and we are so back, baby! Then, more fashion content, I gab all about the new Netflix doc series about one of my lifelong idols, Victoria Beckham. A woman that has taught us that if you put your mind to something and look POSH while doing it, something good will eventually come. Never let the haters get you down! And lastly, during my closing EPCOT segment, I have even more tea on that crazy kook, Max Ehrich. He's wildin'! Listen now <3

DOLLY PARTON, TAYLOR SWIFT, ED GEIN, MAX EHRICH

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 10 Oct 2025 02:21:45 -0400

DO NOT WORRY!!! Dolly Parton is alive and well. Dolly herself provided the world with a wellness check after her sister gave America a terrifying jumpscare by telling us all to "pray for Dolly". After I assure everyone that Dolly "ain't dead yet" I get right into talking about The Life of a Showgirl. Apparently, the life of a showgirl isn't that exhilarating. In fact, some might say it's down right dusty. If you thought Taylor Swift was inspired by Nomi Malone, you thought wrong. It seems as though this album's inspiration more likely came from a ham and cheese sandwich wrapped in wax paper. Not the worst, but nothing that will make your panties drop. Next I dig into the new season of Monster that's all about Ed Gein. Charlie Hunnam plays the hot, murderous, titular character this season and he also speaks like Kermit the frog. Jury is still out on whether or not the voice is character accurate, but hell, if Tom Hanks won an Oscar for Forrest Gump, maybe Charlie just secured an Emmy! Lastly, I touch on the recent scandal surrounding Demi Lovato's ex, Max Ehrich. You'll never believe how I play into the story! Listen now <3

NICOLE & KEITH, JIMMY KIMMEL, DEMNA AT GUCCI, TILLY NORWOOD

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 03 Oct 2025 02:30:37 -0400

AURRR NAURRR!!! Our fav Aussie queen is separating from her flat iron-haired hubby of 19 years. I guess Nicole Kidman can finally throw those heels back on again! In this episode, I touch on the latest conscious uncoupling that is devastating Hollywood. Aside from marital drama, I also give my two cents on Jimmy Kimmel's unsettling "indefinite suspension" that thankfully only lasted a long weekend. If we can't make jokes about Trump's indifference... Why bother opening our mouths? Then I move on to more glamorous topics like Demna's first show as Gucci's creative director. Thank heavens somebody knows the importance of a sequin tube dress! Then I discuss other upsetting topics like the new AI "actress" called Tilly Norwood. This b!tch is pissing off more people than Jojo Siwa and she isn't even real! Then I bring up the new bombshell conspiracy theory that also seems to be the hill Candace Owens is willing to die on. The world feels quite bleak right now, but I'm determined to find some light. Listen now! <3

MOVIE NIGHT: DEATH BECOMES HER & PRACTICAL MAGIC

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 23 Sep 2025 19:54:15 -0400

Have you ever taken a potion from s€xsi stranger to secure a life of eternal youth and beauty? Have you ever helped your sister kill her abusive ex-boyfriend, resurrect him, and then immediately kill him a second time? Well, you could vicariously do all of these things by watching either Death Becomes Her (1992) or Practical Magic (1998)! Two cult films that have helped define my, and many other's, personalities. One of those other personalities is my dear friend Matt Shively (@mattshively). In this movie night episode Matt and I break down exactly why both of these *autumnal* movies have only gotten better with time. We detail everything from alternate endings, director's cuts, and Matt's complicated sexuality. Listen now! <3

EMMYS, CHARLIE SHEEN, LINDSAY LOHAN, AMANDA KNOX

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 19 Sep 2025 18:46:29 -0400

Charlie Sheen is gay!!! Well, not really. He is getting candid about his homoerotic (crack fueled) escapades, though. Before I get into Charlie and his new Netflix documentary I comment on this year's Emmys. I would really love it if some celebs started to style themselves because I'm starting to think everyone is looking a tad too polished. Just an observation! I also can't help but talk about my new favorite Lindsay Lohan Instagram post in which she combines photos of herself on plates of food. How deliciously creative! Then I talk about the amazing new episode of The Goop Podcast featuring the wrongfully convicted hottie, Amanda Knox. How did this girl hold on to her sanity? Lastly, I touch on my disliking of Kate Middleton's overly highlighted hair. Get back to the salon and fix it, princess! Listen now <3

MOVIE NIGHT: FATAL ATTRACTION & TOTAL RECALL (feat. THNK 1994)

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 16 Sep 2025 01:37:37 -0400

The bunny is boiling over! Grab your best VR workout outfit get moving. In this is a very special episode, me and the pop culture historians, Matt and Viviana (@thnk1994), recap two cinematic masterpieces. I have selected to discuss Fatal Attraction (1987) so we can finally set the record straight on how Glenn Close's character is in fact NOT a villain in this film... She was just a woman in love! Matt and Viviana have chosen the Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger classic, Total Recall (1990). Hopefully we're only a few years away from mentally vacationing on Mars to see hookers with three tits! Finally, I have to ask everyone about their hottest takes on And Just Like That... The answers might surprise you! Listen now <3

VMAS, GAY FOOTBALL, UNKNOWN NUMBER, WUTHERING HEIGHTS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 11 Sep 2025 23:09:26 -0400

Dedicating this episode to all the therapists and gays that heal us! This week is all about the VMAs and psychotic moms. However, before all that I pay my respects to the late Giorgio Armani. Mr. Armani was an iconic (and insanely rich) figure in fashion that will live on for generations to come. After that I highlight my new favorite viral clip of two college footballers in a homoerotic embrace. If this is sports from now on, then maybe I will watch the Super Bowl! Then I discuss this years VMAs which was basically the Sabrina Carpenter variety hour. Next up is my new favorite Netflix documentary, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. This b!tch, Kendra, sure does know how to drag out an elaborate cyberstalking! Finally, I touch on the titillating new teaser trailer for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights. So good!!! Listen now <3

MOVIE NIGHT: JENNIFER'S BODY & ELECTION (feat. Tino Gonzalez-Kakouris)

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Mon, 08 Sep 2025 22:24:52 -0400

Does it smell like Thai food in here? No. I've just been having an unlawful affair with my history teacher. Just kidding! This episode I'm shaking things up and I've brought a guest on to discuss two very important films. Me and fellow gay cinephile, Tino (IG: @tinogk), explore every corner of both Jennifer's Body (2009) and Election (1999). Two films that on the surface may seem dissimilar, but actually have quite a lot in common. They're both far-reaching, dark comedies about unhinged high school girls that also take place in dumpy midwestern towns. Turns out, this happens to be both Tino and I's favorite genre of cinema! We discuss everything from queer parallels, dick piercings, and our shared hatred for texting on screen. Listen now! <3

SABRINA CARPENTER, PLUS SIZE PARK HOPPERS, JUSSIE SMOLLETT, VOGUE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 04 Sep 2025 18:30:58 -0400

Hey, you! I just want you to come inside, but never enter through the back door... Or whatever Sabrina said. This week's episode is all about an@l s€x!!! Just kidding. Not totally, though. I discuss Sabrina Carpenter and her amazing, new, höerny album called Man's Best Friend. This girl loves a suggestive innuendo! Before I get into all that I bring up my new internet obsession, Plus Size Park Hoppers. Need any Disney tips and tricks? These ladies have got you covered. They'll tell you what's up while they sits, fits and laugh their way to the bank/churro stand. Then I deep dive into the new Jussie Smollett documentary on Netflix: The Truth about Jussie Smollett? ... We have a serious little liar girl on our hands. Jussie takes the term "deny till you die" to a whole new level! Next I give an update on Vogue and their new head of editorial content, Chloe Malle. AKA the daughter of icon and Sex and the City alum, Candice Bergen! We can't wait to see what impact she has on the magazine. Lastly, I share a personally embarrassing story for this week's EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) segment. Listen now! <3

JAMIE LEE CURTIS, LIL NAS X, TAYLOR SWIFT, GWYNETH BIOGRAPHY

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 28 Aug 2025 20:41:27 -0400

This episode was fun. I start off the ep by recapping my recent screening of Black Swan and Winona's iconic line read of "Did you suck his CAWK?!". Then I get into my all-time favorite topic... Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs! After discussing JLC's viral cleavage video I get into the more serious topic of Lil Nas X's arrest. I hope this diva doesn't stay down for long! We need more risqué music videos from him. Then I discuss this little known singer called Taylor Swift and her new album about Nomi Malone. Taylor is also (have you heard?) engaged! More importantly, I have been reading (listening to on audible) the new biography about Gwyneth Paltrow by Amy Odell. According to Gwyneth's senior yearbook, her "worst nightmare" is obesity! Fancy that. Lastly, I'm workshopping a new end segment of the podcast called EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) where I relate happenings from my real life to And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

AND JUST LIKE THAT... IT'S OVER: PT. 2

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 22 Aug 2025 21:55:36 -0400

And just like that... I kept complaining about And Just Like That... Part two! In this part deux I continue to overanalyze this historic show in granular detail. Specifically, I fixate on the questionable writing and LTW's wicker ball necklace. I conclude the episode with a breakdown that what happened in the very shocking series finale. Guys, did you know that Epcot's parents were Disney freaks? Also, he's severely lactose intolerant, but hey, it's Thanksgiving, so pass the triple cream brie! Listen now <3

AND JUST LIKE THAT... IT'S OVER: PT. 1

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 22 Aug 2025 03:04:22 -0400

And just like that... We survived And Just Like That!!! Can you believe this harrowing roller coaster has come to it's end? Well, believe it. Also, you better believe that I have dedicated not one, but TWO episodes to dissecting every little detail of this show that has permanently altered my body's chemistry. The truth is it was originally one episode, but it was so long that I decided to split it into two in order to reflect the times Michael Patrick King did this in this latest season the series. I dig into everything from the casting, the new formula, the wardrobe, and the messy Che Diaz of it all! Relive your hate watching by recapping AJLT in it's entirety with me right now. And then tune into PT 2 coming soon! Listen now! <3

FREAKIER FRIDAY, THE LOHANAISSANCE, WEAPONS, AJLT EP 11

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 15 Aug 2025 13:25:44 -0400

The world is healing! Well, at least Lindsay Lohan makes us feel like it is. This episode is dedicated to the forever "it girl" icon, Lindsay. I saw Freakier Friday and I can confidently (and truthfully) tell you that it's really good! I laughed, I cried, I sat next to a fat, one-armed man that snored the entire film. However, that didn't distract me from the magic I was witnessing on screen! Lindsay is back baby, and a recent online article in Glamour magazine articulates just how enlightening it is for millennials to see our queen thriving. I also saw the new horror phenomenon, Weapons, which might be a new gay cult classic? Gladys is for sure a queer icon based on the wig alone. Lastly, I complain about the (almost) final episode of And Just Like That... That's showbiz! Listen now <3

THE NAKED GUN, TOGETHER, YOGURT SHOP MURDERS, AJLT EP 10

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 08 Aug 2025 21:51:34 -0400

Here we go! Another week filled with harrowing brain rot. Starting with my new favorite HBO documentary series - The Yogurt Shop Murders. I give my unintentionally offensive commentary on this terrifying unsolved murder case. Four innocent girls killed while closing their yogurt shop! I can't imagine anything more horrifying. Well, maybe Miranda getting finger-banged by Che Diaz, but I try not to revisit that. Then I praise my new favorite film, The Naked Gun (2025). Nonsensical slapstick comedies will always be peak cinema. Then I switch gears to discuss Together (2025) and the lawsuit scandal that accompanies it. And finally, I end the episode with everyones favorite hate watch... And Just Like That... F**k Miranda! Listen now! <3

SYDNEY SWEENEY, THE HUNTING WIVES, SOUTH PARK, AJLT EP 9

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 01 Aug 2025 01:30:55 -0400

Uh oh! Sydney Sweeney is making quite the impact, and it's not because of her big, heavy jugs. This episode I discuss the heated discourse regarding American Eagle's latest [racist?] denim campaign. After that debacle, I get into everyone's new favorite new softcore p*rn, The Hunting Wives. Who knew all these moms down south also love to go down south ON each other! Then I touch on South Park's iconic interpretation of Trump's tiny tallywacker. Remember, just because you work for the man doesn't mean you can't make fun of them! Then I relish in my delight of all Lindsay Lohan's press tour looks for the global takeover of Freakier Friday (2025) right before I begrudgingly recap the latest, awful episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

OZZY OSBOURNE, COLDPLAY COUPLE, IKWYDLS, AJLT EP 8

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 25 Jul 2025 15:51:03 -0400

Another day, another slay... with a giant hook while wearing a fisherman's slicker! That's right, I saw the new IKWYDLS (if you're dumb that's short for I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)) and I loved everything about it. From surprise twists, cameos, to Gabbriette being a horny crime podcaster, this movie was a 10/10 for me. Well, maybe an 8.5/10. Before I discuss all that I pour one out for our beloved Ozzy Osbourne who has sadly passed on... but has he been reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' third baby, Aquaman? Jury is still out on that. I also call out those lying, cheating wh0res that exposed themselves in that viral Coldplay concert clip. What were they thinking?! If you are going to be a cheater, you need to be SMART ABOUT IT! I also touch on Ari Aster's new film Eddington (2025) and of course the recent POS episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

SWAG, TOO MUCH, LOVE ISLAND, AJLT EP 7

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 17 Jul 2025 21:09:41 -0400

PLOT TWIST: Justin Bieber is, in fact, not crazy. He's just been busy getting his swag on! This episode I give my critique on various types of content that I did not actually finish consuming. Things such as Justin Bieber's new surprise album - SWAG, Lena Dunham's new show - Too Much, and everyone's guilty pleasure - Love Island. Even though I did not listen/watch everything in it's entirety, I'm certain my opinions on said topics are correct. Of course, at the end of the episode I recap the recent mind-bending episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

BRAD PITT, JOJO SIWA, MY MOM JAYNE, AJLT EP 6

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 10 Jul 2025 20:34:17 -0400

So, Brad Pitt farted! Does that make him any less hot? No it does not. After starting off the episode with that outstanding subject, I switch over into an even more shocking topic... Jojo Siwa's new cover of "Bette Davis Eyes". In a startling twist, I decide that I actually might like her version of the song. Perhaps the summer heat is damaging my perception. Then I recap Jennette McCurdy's seminal memoir, I'm Glad My Mom Died, and the new series based on the material that Jennifer Aniston will star in. After that, I touch on a more glamorous mother by discussing Mariska Hargitay's new documentary My Mom Jayne (2025), and all the astonishing details about Jayne Mansfield's life, children and infidelities. Lastly, I complain about the sixth episode of everyone's favorite hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

ANNA WINTOUR, LAUREN SÁNCHEZ, M3GAN 2.0, AJLT EP 5

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Mon, 07 Jul 2025 19:32:02 -0400

The Queen has stepped down!!! Well, kind of. This episode I talk about Anna Wintour's shocking (not so shocking) title change within the world of Vogue. Then I dig into the much discussed wedding of those two rich people that tied the knot in Venice. I can't remember their names? All I know is that one is rich and one has huge gazongas. Then I critique the much anticipated sequel, M3GAN 2.0, and all of it's action-packed campiness. Sabrina Carpenter has yet another album cover to freak out over, and lastly, I have to pontificate on our favorite show to hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

KATY/ORLANDO SPLIT, POOP CRUISE, CAROLYN BESSETTE-KENNEDY

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 27 Jun 2025 02:16:44 -0400

What a sh!t storm... literally. After I delve into Katy Perry's latest life hiccup (her split with Orlando Bloom) I discuss the most horrifying topic I've ever spoken about on Girlblogger... The Poop Cruise. This is a story about a bunch of sweaty people trapped on a boat where nothing worked so they had to resort to defecating in plastic biohazard bags. Yes, it is as awful as it sounds. Then I switch into breaking down what is so wrong with the way Ryan Murphy and his costumers are dressing the actress who will be portraying Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy in an upcoming show. Lastly, I begrudgingly pick apart the latest episode of And Just Like That... Gosh this show is testing me. Listen Now! <3

JUSTIN BIEBER, SJP X CHD, SABRINA CARPENTER, AJLT EP 3

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 05:18:18 -0400

And just like that... Justin Bieber posted something cryptic on Instagram again. This episode I touch on our boy Justin's recent social media presence, and I couldn't help but wonder if I too might have a public menty b. Then I get into Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance on Call Her Daddy in which I am most appalled by the fact that SJP has seven f**king siblings. I pick apart Sabrina's new scandalous album cover, and I am also here to tell you that the new film, Materialists, sucks. Lastly, I of course recap the latest/bleakest episode of AJLT. Listen now! <3

BLAKE LIVELY UPDATE, TITAN TRAGEDY, AJLT EP 2

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sat, 14 Jun 2025 19:30:23 -0400

Lawsuit dropped! Well, not really. The wild curveball in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni drama details how a New York Judge dismissed Justin's countersuit. I talk about everything going on with the legal drama between these psychos, as well as Blake's flop reference of Carrie Bradshaw's style. Speaking of Carrie, I also scream about the super bummer-summer second episode of AJLT. This show really sucks! But before that, I get into my favorite recent scandal that involves a narcissistic leader - Titan: The OceanGate submersible disaster. Listen now! <3

AJLT SEASON 3, PEE-WEE DOC, FINAL DESTINATION

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 05 Jun 2025 00:02:16 -0400

AHHHHH!!! And Just Like That... is back and it felt like I got hit by a wood chipper! Even though this show knocks us down and makes us feel like a helpless fawn in a forrest of wolves, we continue to watch it, and ultimately find sick pleasure in our viewing. I recap the highlights of the season 3 premiere while fighting back tears (and vomit), but I thankfully make it out alive. Then I get into the Paul Reubens Documentary, Pee-Wee as Himself, and I discuss how toxic the homophobic media could get in the early aughts! Then as a cherry on top, I reminisce on The Final Destination franchise after having seen the latest installment. Listen now! <3

OVERCOMPENSATING, THE REHEARSAL, CANNES PART II

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 27 May 2025 20:19:33 -0400

Another day, another piece of content for me to consume, obsess over, and talk about incessantly! Everyone must watch the new super gay show: Overcompensating. This show did not disappoint. I cover everything from the impeccable casting to the triggering moments that made my eye twitch as a member of the LBGTQIA+ community. After that I get into Nathan Fielder's groundbreaking portrayal of the heroic pilot Sully Sullenberger on this season of The Rehearsal, I complain about colleges that are teaching courses for Swifties, and lastly, I break down my favorite outfits from the Cannes Film Festival. Listen now! <3

TJ MAXX GIRL, FALL OF BODY POSITIVITY, CANNES PART I

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 16 May 2025 23:06:21 -0400

Here we go! Has anyone ever shaken up your entire day (life?) while you were shopping for sunglasses in TJ Maxx? WELL BUCKLE UP. This episode I do a deep dive on the recent TikTok sensation that is, the TJ Maxx girl. After dissecting that I get into plenty more fun topics! Such topics include: Meghan Trainor's new lyric (and rack), Katie Holmes legendary bad fashion, Kim K's new show, Leah Michele dispelling rumors, and all of the new films/restrictions at this year Cannes film festival. Listen now! <3

MET GALA 2025

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 09 May 2025 01:27:00 -0400

Why is everyone wearing a goddamn suit?! Oh. I guess it was the theme this year. Well, here we go, sluts! The first Monday in May has occurred and it's time pick apart all of the best and worst of this year's Met Gala! Although I feel confident in my saying that this has been one of the weaker years, visually speaking, that does not mean there isn't plenty to talk about. Rihanna is pregnant (again?!), Doechii needs more umbrellas, and Gayle King looks like shit. Also, Katy Perry manages to have another faux pas on the carpet without even attending the event. Listen now! <3

COACHELLA, ADDISON RAE, JOHN WATERS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 02 May 2025 21:16:10 -0400

Well, Coachella has snuck up on us yet again this year! Lady Gaga attacked that desert stage like the true mother god that she is. Even though I was not in attendance, I comment on this year's music festival along with recounting the one time I was there in 2016 and saw Jared Leto scanning the crowd for groupies. I also discuss my new toe-smoking, pop queen Addison Rae in granular detail. Lindsay Lohan has a new sexy show in the works where she lies a lot. I saw John Waters do stand-up as the youngest person in the audience by thirty years. Lastly, everyone NEEDS to go see The Ugly Stepsister (2025). It is quite literally the ugly stepsister to our other favorite film The Substance (2024). Listen now! <3

KATY IN SPACE, SEX, DROP, AJLT TRAILER

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 22 Apr 2025 20:59:56 -0400

It's a bird! It's a plane! NO. It's Katy Perry plummeting back to earth after being in space for 11 minutes! This week, listen to me give extensive commentary on Katy's latest record scratch moment. I also give my take on Michelle Williams' horny new show Dying For Sex. Is anyone else turned on by the movie Minions (2015)? The new Blumhouse movie Drop (2025) is a must see, and the new AJLT trailer is making me shake. When are they going to kill off the annoying kids on this godforsaken show?! Listen now! <3

WHITE LOTUS, SNOW WHITE, KYLIE MINOGUE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 20:16:36 -0400

Back with another episode! This week is all about loving The White Lotus season 3 finale and HATING Snow White (2025)! Well maybe not hating, but those CGI dwarves have been haunting me ever since witnessing the film in an empty AMC theatre. Heartbreak did not feel good in a place like that! Enjoy the plethora of soundbites littered throughout me monologuing on this weeks topics. Oh - and I top off the episode with a recap on my seeing Kylie Minogue's latest Tension Tour. If you do not know who Kylie Minogue is, it's time to end it (meaning your life). Enjoy! <3

MEGHAN SUSSEX, FASHION NEWS, MAYHEM

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Wed, 26 Mar 2025 00:42:40 -0400

Well I'm back with another episode! This time I talk about how much I absolutely LOVE our humble queen, oh I mean Duchess, Meghan Markle! Oh sorry, I mean Meghan Sussex! JK maybe I don't necessarily love her or the new Netflix show, however, I do love a fragrant bath salt! Maybe I'll try out one of her recommendations... Anyway, I hate on Meghan for a bit before I get into all the new changes going on in the fashion industry. Donatella, and Demna, and Dario - oh my! Then I touch on Lady Gaga's new album Mayhem, and how it somehow reminded me of that viral moment where she reveals she gets drunk off prop wine. As a cherry on top, I review the bombshell teaser trailer for Freakier Friday. Listen now! <3

OSCARS, DEATH, THE WHITE LOTUS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:27:28 -0400

Another harrowing week here on planet earth, or more specifically, Los Angeles. The Oscars happened! No one was punched in the face this year, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the awards show. I touch on Conan's clever dig at Karla Sofía Gascón , recap how Sean Baker's Anora (2024) made history, and of course I make some much needed Joan Rivers jokes about celebrity fashion. After wrapping up the Oscars I remember our millennial queen, Michelle Trachtenberg, as well as others that have tragically passed. And to put a happy button on the end of the episode I get into everyone's favorite show: The White Lotus. I love watching women talk shit about each other! Listen now <3

BLAKE & JUSTIN, BIANCA CENSORI, THE LAST SHOWGIRL

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 27 Feb 2025 02:48:18 -0500

Back at it again! Well the Super Bowl sucked, Kanye (Ye?) is more unhinged than ever, his "wife" is always naked, and the Blake/Justin drama seems to be unceasing. Heaven help us! Despite all of the chaos we find solace in Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl (2024) starring our newly chic and bare-faced mother, Pamela Anderson. The movie is good! Listen now <3

BABYGIRL, NOSFERATU, OSCAR NOMINATIONS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 28 Jan 2025 19:43:49 -0500

The new year is upon us! I am ready to talk about all of my favorite bullshit ad nauseam!!! Starting with the 2025 Oscar nominations and how our new favorite movie The Substance (2024) has an exciting 5 nominations, including best director and best picture. However, I also am sure to recognize that even though Emilia Pérez (2024) got 13 nominations... it sucks! I also dissect the new (kind of) erotic thriller Babygirl (2024) as well as Lily-Rose Depp's savage commitment in Nosferatu (2024). These ladies are having toe-curling orgasms left and right! Listen now <3

EYES WIDE SHUT

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 24 Dec 2024 05:32:52 -0500

Merry Christmas! Nothing says "happy holidays" like a cultish, high-society orgy! Listen to me and my wild bestie, Laura Ashley Samuels, dissect the offbeat xmas classic, Eyes Wide Shut (1999). We cover every detail! From white haired bachelors, to well dressed street walkers, and Tom Cruise's lack of on-screen nudity. This Stanley Kubrick classic might not be one to rewatch with your in-laws, but it is certainly one to focus on with your horny, potential fiancé! Listen now!

WICKED, QUEER, ANORA, OUR LITTLE SECRET

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 06:21:32 -0500

Are you holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity? I sure as f**k am! Listen to my multitude of thoughts on the WICKED part 1 (2024) phenomenon that has swept the nation, and especially queer media. Speaking of queer, I also so the intensely abstract film Queer (2024). I share my thoughts on that gay film along with other new fun ones like Anora (2024) and our new favorite Lilo holiday comedy Our Little Secret (2024). How many times can I write (2024) in this summary? Who cares! Listen now!

THE ELECTION & MARTHA

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 14 Nov 2024 22:34:15 -0500

The election! AHHH! Trump has won... F*CK!!! Listen to me get into my (rare) political mode as I discuss the woeful outcome of the recent presidential election. After that bout of hopelessness, I get into the MUCH more hopeful topic of the beloved Martha Stewart! Everything from her hot/boozy father, kissing strangers in cathedrals, and sexy swimsuit editorials! Why isn't she our president?? Listen now!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 25 Oct 2024 06:03:27 -0400

This is the skin of a killer, Bella... *Edward sparkles* ... Oh hey! Here's an episode dedicated to everyone's favorite toxic teen vampire romance franchise. Twilight! Me and my fangirl bitch, Hilary, dissect the saga bit by bit. Everything from bad wigs to hot dads to the dizzying baseball scene. Twilight will forever be a phenomenon that is equal parts puzzling and tantalizing. Every time Fall rolls around I can't help but blurt out "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?" Listen now!

JOKER 2, MEGALOPOLIS, VICTORIA'S SECRET, SPOOKY MOVIE RECS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 18 Oct 2024 17:59:42 -0400

These movies sucked! Well, maybe that's harsh, but they were VERY *unique*. Tune in to hear me give my critiques on the floptina double feature I had with Joker 2 and Megalopolis. Then I dive into the Tyra jump scare at the 2024 Victoria's secret show. Finally, I top the silly episode off with 13 spooky movies to watch up until Halloween. Enjoy!

LANA'S WEDDING, CHAPPELL ROAN, WIGS, OCTOBER 3RD

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 04 Oct 2024 01:54:25 -0400

Another episode! This week it's mostly about weddings, but not just any wedding, LANA DEL REY AND HER GATOR GUY! Listen to me judge her current relationship while rehashing her old ones. After that saga, I give my hot take on the new pop girlie, Chappell Roan, and her recent online statements. Then I react to Nicole Kidman's new trailer for her upcoming film Babygirl (2024), but I'm admittedly having a hard time with the wig. Finally, it's October 3rd, bitches! I rattle off some Mean Girls trivia to celebrate. Listen now!

THE SUBSTANCE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 27 Sep 2024 03:51:05 -0400

Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? I sure as f*ck have! Join me and my bff Connor dissect the new body horror classic, The Substance (2024). Directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley, this movie is the new Black Swan (2010) for every mentally-ill girl/gay. We comment on everything from the multitude of hot asses on display to the freakish way Dennis Quaid eats shrimp that still have their eyes and antennas. This film is one to watch over and over until that electro synth music is all you hear when you close your eyes. Listen now!

CHIMP CRAZY, BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, VMAS 2024, & THE DELIVERANCE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 19 Sep 2024 20:25:20 -0400

I'm back!!! After a long period of doing absolutely nothing I've finally decided to commit my life to girlblogging (similar to not working). And what a way to return with something as historic as CHIMP CRAZY. Listen to me gab with myself about my new messiah Tonia Haddix, the star of this docuseries. Then I transition into the much awaited Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024), comment on how boring this year's VMAs was, and finally I get into The Deliverance (2024) or at least the best part of it... Glenn Close. Listen now!

BRITNEY'S BOOK & BECKHAMS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 09 Nov 2023 07:12:45 -0500

IMPORTANT EPISODE! Godney Spears aka Britney has released the newest testament of the bible and its called The Woman In Me. I disect the book in disturbingly granular detail, but first I recap the Beckham docuseries on Netflix. Britney and Posh Spice are two vital parts of every girlblogger's personality, so this rant I go on is very special! Listen now and enjoy <3

THE SUPERMODELS

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 13 Oct 2023 05:51:15 -0400

I'm back! Time to discuss the only reason one should subscribe to Apple+ this fall season. The Supermodels! This 4-part docuseries follows the icons we identify as the OG supermodels. Linda, Naomi, Christy, and Cindy (no Claudia) get personal with us about their decade defining beauty and 30+ years of modeling. I dive into Naomi's replacement father figures, Cindy's beauty mark origin story, Christy's flawless life, and Linda showing her 7th grade teacher that dreams really do come true. Listen now!

SUPERMODELS, COURTROOM FASHION, KYLIE+TIMOTHÉE, BURNING MAN

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 08 Sep 2023 06:25:00 -0400

Hiii, what's up kids? In this episode of Girlblogger I go on about the fab four power b*tches also known as THE SUPERMODELS. Everything from Naomi's iconic Tyra interview, Linda's cool-sculpting tagedy, and Cindy being the [insanely hot] girl next door. Then I dive into my new favorite fashion campaign executed by the London based brand, Poster Girl. I examine how we as a culture like to see people get rained on. Finally, I cover the could-be power couple of our generation... KYLIE+TIMOTHÉE <3 Check it out!

And Just Like That...: The Last Supper

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 25 Aug 2023 07:59:54 -0400

Hey b*tches! The day has come. AJLT is ending... JK! Apparently we're getting a season 3 of this horror show lol. In this episode of Girlblogger I recap both parts 1 and 2 of the season 2 finale, The Last Supper. I confirm that Sara Ramirez is just as unfunny as Che Diaz, lose my mind over Stanford becoming a Shinto Monk, complain about the dangerous "you're a loser if you're single" messaging, and of course I dissect the 74 second cameo of our queen, Samantha Jones. Enjoy!

MEGAN THE POET, BILLY'S BROKE, LIZZO SCANDAL, SWIFTIE MANIA

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Fri, 11 Aug 2023 06:33:41 -0400

Hey sl*ts! Another episode of my terrifying stream of consciousness. This week on Girlblogger: the tea Megan Fox could spill in her new poetry book, Billy Porter's hypothetically irresponsible spending habits, Lizzo's curveball cancelation, Lea Michele aka "the secret farter", and Taylor Swift's all-consuming Eras tour. Check it out!

TRAGIC PASSINGS, LINDSAY'S BABY, UGLY BOYFRIENDS, AJLT TRAUMA

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:45:51 -0400

Hey girlbloggers! Another episode for everyone. Things have been a little dark, and we've unfortunately lost some great talent in recent days past. However, with death, new life always follows. By that I mean in this episode I remember Sinead O'Connor, Paul Reubens, and Angus Cloud and then attempt to balance those losses by discussing Lindsay Lohan's newborn. After touching on those topics I switch gears into judging Ariana Grande's new romance, and then top it off by deep diving into why And Just Like That is so traumatizing. Listen now!

Barbie

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 15:39:28 -0400

MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE! If you're going to listen to just 1 episode of this silly podcast - make sure this is it. The film of the century... Barbie. I was beyond excited for the duration of this movie's production and I could not be more pleased with how f*cking good the final product is. Barbie is my new identity and it should be yours too. Listen to me gab about the film in all facets, my experiences playing with Barbies, queen Margot, and everything else in between. Again, this is the film of the century *BARBIE*

BRITNEY INCIDENT, JONAH SUCKS, JOCELYN 4EVER, CHARLOTTE THE CM SLT

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Tue, 11 Jul 2023 05:22:46 -0400

I'm back! I don't care if you missed me or not! A lot to unpack this week on the pod. First things first, I address Britney's recent indignity (the slap!). Secondly, my suspicions of Jonah Hill's off-putting personality are confirmed. And after I cover those mini-dramas, I dive deep into the lackluster finale of The Idol and the (kind of) more hopeful new episodes of AJLT. Apparently Charlotte loves a facial... And I'm not talkin' about the Mario Badescu kind! Listen now!!!

PRISCILLA, OCEANGATE, MADONNA DRAMA, AJLT PREMIERE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sat, 01 Jul 2023 01:47:02 -0400

AND JUST LIKE THAT... Another pod episode. Before I dive into the grim new episodes of AJLT season 2, I go on about Sofia Coppola's teaser trailer for her stunning (but probably boring) new film Priscilla, the worldwide tragedy known as Oceangate, and Madonna's troubling health scare! Of course after all that I do carefully dissect episodes 1 and 2 of And Just Like That. Things are chaotic with the ladies we once admired from Sex and the City. Che Pasa?! Listen now!

And Just Like That...: Tragically Hip (ft. Connor Bowman)

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 22 Jun 2023 04:23:16 -0400

Hey! It's Che Diaz! :/// jkjk - Here we are with another episode! This time recapping the most hair-raising episode from season one of And Just Like That... For the first time on Girlblogger, I'm firing snarky commentary with a guest! My dear friend Connor and I decided to embark on this rewatch journey together. Listen to us divulge all of our thoughts on How to Quit Like a Woman, Rock's questionable name change, Carrie's legendary diaphragm story, and of course Che Diaz (aka The Babadook). My fav episode yet! Check it out <3

JOCELYN, SAMANTHA'S RETURN, ANGELINA FASHIONISTA, KENDALL THE HORSE GIRL

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 15 Jun 2023 05:04:26 -0400

Hi everyone! Another wild rant about the latest pop culture heat wave. In this episode I attempt to convince everyone that The Idol is quality television, I dive into the importance of Kim Cattrall's cameo in AJLT season 2, we ramble about Angelina Jolie's unexpected girlboss entry into the world of sustainable fashion, and gab all about the surprising cultural significances of The Kardashians new season. Check it out!

The Little Mermaid

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 08 Jun 2023 04:12:01 -0400

Here we go! I review the much anticipated live-action Little Mermaid film while comparing it to the legendary animated original. I get into every aspect of the movie including my thoughts on Prince Eric not being hot enough, the rude exclusion of "Daddy I love him!", Vanessa's undeniable sex appeal, and so much more! Listen now!

PADAM PADAM, PAPADIAS, & PRETTY PEOPLE

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Thu, 25 May 2023 03:06:02 -0400

Episode 2! On this thrilling new episode of Girlblogger, I freak out over the hypnotic takeover of Kylie Minogue's new hit banger "Padam Padam", critique how hot all of the girlies are looking at this year's Cannes Film festival, discuss the impending doom of AJLT season 2, and dive into Kris Jenner's whackadoodle sponsorship of something called a "papadia"! Tune in and judge it all with me!

Anna Nicole Smith: You Don't Know Me

brettcollins99@gmail.com (Brett Collins) — Sun, 21 May 2023 23:47:24 -0400

Hello everyone! If you don't already know me from Instagram, my name is Brett Collins and I'm so excited to be starting my very own podcast. I could not think of a better way to start off this sexsi journey than with this amazing new Netflix documentary about the incredible, amazing, brilliant, and busty, Anna Nicole Smith! I most definitely enjoyed this very important film that covers so many fascinating new territories with our girl, Anna Nicole. Listen to this great first ep if you wanna hear me recap the movie while I give my two cents on the central figure, her expected daddy issues, surprise lesbian romances, financial curveballs, and so much more! Love you all, and I hope you enjoy!